Kickass Kickoff

Okay.

To kick things off (like the quarterly PC trackers that we have at work--but I'm probably scaring you away so I'm-a-gonna stop now), let me lay out the proverbial welcome mat here.

This is my blog (can you imagine a more obvious thing to say than that? figures). And you are my dear reader. So whatever drivel I come out with in here, you have to accept and adopt as a consequence of your decision to enter my world. Whatever demands I make in here, you are powerless to resist. Whatever wacko ideas I share, you have no recourse but to humor me.

Now that we got that over with, life according to Frankee is now in session.