Ilusyonada and Ilusyonado on Break Mode

or "How to Entertain Yourself While Working"

This is how Jub and I communicate (don't be dismayed--it's only for 90% of the time).

//chatting commenced at 14:28//

[14:31] makiwasabi: tuloy kau mamaya?
[14:32] jubert4: not too sure pa kung saan ang dinner and chillin out.
[14:32] jubert4: but we're going to have a massage before dinner.
[14:33] jubert4: sasama ka ba?
[14:33] makiwasabi: di ko sure
[14:33] makiwasabi: depende
[14:34] makiwasabi: ano ba budget nyo for chilling out
[14:34] jubert4: like malaki ang budget... you know naman us.
[14:35] jubert4: depende kung sino ba ang kasama? tsaka ka lang sasama?
[14:35] jubert4: !!!
[14:37] makiwasabi: hindi naman
[14:37] makiwasabi: i mean, pag magkakaraoke kau, di nako go-go
[14:37] makiwasabi: u know na, hafta make timpi kasi the kids in china are like hingalo na and everything
[14:38] jubert4: the kids in china are hingalo?
[14:38] jubert4: just when did u make china's kids a priority?
[14:38] makiwasabi: duh, I’m like secretly concerned about the fate of the chinese kaya
[14:38] jubert4: are u like brad & angelina na?
[14:38] makiwasabi: heller, they’re like my bestfriends kaya
[14:39] jubert4: yeah i know!
[14:39] jubert4: eniwey, are u joining us for dinner nga?
[14:39] makiwasabi: not for dinner
[14:39] makiwasabi: kasi i have to do OT
[14:39] jubert4: for coffee? after dinner...
[14:39] makiwasabi: siguro. where ba?
[14:40] jubert4: wala pang final plans.
[14:40] makiwasabi: kasi i need to let the manong driver know now pa lang where to drop me off eh
[14:41] jubert4: you have manong driver? are you that poor na? what happened na to your private jet?
[14:42] jubert4: don't tell me you made benta the jet that i gave you...
[14:45] makiwasabi: eh kasi wawa naman the poor manong pilot, it’s like pago-OT-hin ko rin sya? he’s from china, u know
[14:45] jubert4: you have naman the capacity to pay OT.. why not?
[14:47] makiwasabi: kasi i decided to make bait and just give manong driver OT work instead of the manong pilot
[14:49] jubert4: oh i see. didn't know that you're that kind. but eniwey, we'll let u know later
[14:50] jubert4: then, you make sunod na lang.
[14:56] makiwasabi: okash


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Meanwhile in the background:

I'm currently feeling the vibe of Up Dharma Down. Uber fresh and full of spunk. These guys are spankin'!